I hate that duck...

I really like Roddy Woomble anyway, (okay, I've never actually met him but he seems a nice bloke, makes brilliant music and writes fantastic articles) but this line from one of his Sunday Herald articles is absolutely priceless and has made me smile after a sleepless night...

There's not as much as you think separating, say, Keith Harris and Orville from Pete Doherty, just a different kind of audience.

I'll say no more.