You probably work in an all night garage...

Comedy value...last night I actually bought some kindling at a petrol station, I wasn't planning to use it at the petrol station, just so you know...

I was momentarily tempted by the charcoal briquettes on offer alongside but managed to resist. I settled instead for a Scotch egg and a Ginster's pasty.

Oh, and a blues CD on the 'Hallmark' label...that's sure to be good.