Rude awakenings.

 

Well, that's it then. I woke up at 6.27 with the dreaded 'Nil by mouth' sign over the bed. Pah.

 

As if that wasn't bad enough I was almost immediately asked if I wanted to go and have a shower now. I say asked but there didn't appear to be much choice or room for manouevre. Okay then, a shower..."make sure you don't use any highly perfumed soaps or deodorant or at least make sure it's all thoroughly washed off." Eh? What's this in aid of? Is it so the surgeon can smell nothing but your fear?

 

Yes, thanks, I am alright in the shower...just trying to rid myself of the Ylang Ylang, Sandalwood and Jojoba...