That there hastily snapped picture is of a clearly bonkers young lady whose idea of a nice morning is to get on a nice warm train at 8.30am, stay on it for 35minutes then get off at Glenfinnan, stick on a woolly hat and run, RUN (!), back to Fort William...ridiculously I'm slightly jealous - it will be truly spectacular. Good luck to her.

Now, back to that coffee and The Guardian...