Wednesday 4 February 2009

Distinctly below par...

This story from the BBC's Highlands and Islands news caught my ear...

A golfer was so pleased with winning a card allowing him to play for the US Professional Tour he did not notice he was speeding, an Inverness court heard.

The punchline? You've guessed it - he's been banned from driving for six months. That'll make hitting the greens that wee bit trickier I should imagine...